

Wage is a hard worker, just like you! He works at the local Super Mart and wears his apron to serve his customers best. Does Super Mart know that Wage works there? Nope.But Wage doesn't mind.He likes to put things in bags, especially snacks.
Wage is best friends with Babo, but there is always room for one more (you). The two of them can often be found on the sidewalk trying to make friends with fire hydrants, phone booths, and other lonely creatures. Wage hates for anyone to be lonely! What's with that look? Is Wage happy? Sure he is! He smiles on the inside.The next time you go grocery shopping remember to take Wage along on your adventures.




Babo will protect you. Having a bad day? Someone giving you a hard time? Babo's got your back.
What Babo lacks in mind power, he makes up for in love. He’s everybody’s best friend. He will stick with you to the end and when something scary happens, he will send you a nice greeting card from wherever it is he runs away to.
A very curious, mischievous creature, Babo may need some guidance and parenting, so make sure to bring him with you to as many places as possible. Leaving him at home is fine, but please put all cookies and money on the highest shelf.


NAVY BABO

CLASSIC BABO

POWER BABO

Dave Darinko is a natural born leader. He's the one you want on your side when you're about to face the music. And when you do face the music, he's the guy who knows where the volume knob is. Does that make sense? Anyway, Dave gives you the thumbs up. He knows that you know he knows you know.



What kind of name is OX? No, not like the animal… OX as in HUG and KISS!
How can he hug you with such short arms? OX uses his ears! He's not a very good listener, but he puts his ears to good use in many other ways! Tuck them in your shirt and take OX on a stroll! OX is great at magic, and his best trick is turning your stuff into his stuff. His best buddy Wedgehead™ calls that stealing, but OX just wants to borrow things from you for a few hundred years. He promises to put everything back when he's done. What he wants to steal the most is your heart, and he promises to be your friend if you would lend him a hand, or an ear... or like two dollars!






Ice-Bat, comes from an Ice Cave and loves hiding inside Ice Chests.
Everything he touches turns to Ice-Bat profoundly he warms your heart.
Ice-Bat thinks you are cool and he wants to chill with you.
He wants to hang out with you...or just hang upside-down, if that's OK with you!
Ice-Bat is there for you when you feel like you may be loosing your cool, or feeling like a fool.
Don't panic! Don't stress! Grab Ice-Bat and put him to the test.




Uglydog likes to help. He helps Jeero operate the rope tow and helps OX help himself to different types of snack foods. He thinks you could use some help. Isn't that sweet? Bowow? Uglydog is the ultimate pet too. He won't fetch the paper for you, but he'll make your day feel like a front-page story! Uglydog doesn't really like to sit or fetch or roll over and all that stuff. Beg? No thanks. What he really likes to do is stand on his tail and live out his big dream
to be just like you!!! 0Except for the waking up early part.

You know how everyone looks like their pet? Well, Babo looks just like his pet peeve! BIRDS! Babo can't stand birds! They always eat the crumbs his cookies leave behind! Well, too bad because one bird has taken a liking to Babo and now likes to call him mommy. Sounds serious, right? And Babo doesn't have a mean bone in his body. So now Babo's Bird is... Babo's bird. Luckily Babo doesn't have shoulders either. Have any cookie crumbs

Gorgeous is outrageous!
She’s the ultimate people person...er,.. Ugly and her motto is: “It’s who you know, as long as that who is you.” She knows exactly who she is and wants to know more about who you think you are. Hey and who are you?
She also loves unicorns, rainbows, and code. You know how most kids learn basic coding before moving onto elementary school? Well Goregeous was writing open source dual screen enabled API algorithms before she could walk, and completed her first 8-bit conversion of her retro video game collection via dual format emulators by the time she was a toddler. In other words, please take this kid outside and show her some sunshine. No, not that sunshine! The kind you got up in there! ( points to your brain )

Uglybots are here to serve you. How may I help you? May I fetch your morning beverage? Need me to do your job for you? Oh could I please complete more menial tasks for you? How about I take out the trash...I don't mind...hey at least I get to take a 2 minute walk down to the curb and get away from it all for a second or two...need somebody to talk to? Join the club pal! Uh oh...It would seem even robots aren't made to be robots. What Uglybot really needs is a friend. Hey and who doesn't. Well this friend will never turn his back on you, never turn over your diary to the press, and while he may blink 12:00 from time to time, you'll never need to upgrade his love.

PLUNKO

Jrumpy has had enough. He's not buying into the nonsense anymore! From this day on, Jrumpy is an all new force of nature with the willpower of a...Hey do you smell something? You don't smell that? Move to your left... Nothing? Wait wait, OK more to the left. More...a little more

You can't control Pointy Max. You can't stop Pointy Max. You can't tell Pointy Max what to do. Oh wait, is that cheese? Oh then you own Pointy Max. Ok, so other than the weakness for cheese, Pointy Max can't be beat. Unless you have blank pieces of paper. Pointy Max has a blank page phobia. Ok so there's that. But good luck trying to hold him down! It won't happen! Or it might happen if you sit onhim. Or hold him down? If you can't beat "˜em, join "˜em? Now that it's clear you and Pointy Max are on the same side, perhaps you could let him in on your plans and dreams? Perhaps together, you'll be unstoppable.

Ikoy Yoki are everywhere. They are all around us. Some of us out there don't believe in them, but they most certainly believe in you. When you get into trouble, you can always close your eyes and ask for guidance from Ikoy Yoki. Not when you're driving or riding a bike though. Oh and they love snack offerings. Not in a spiritual way or anything, they just like to eat.
Dude, like seriously for real, Wippy is looking out for you. Every time you seeWippyyou might as well shout out "œGood lookin' out!", because he probably did somethingremarkable for you without you even being aware of it! In fact, most the time...you'll swear Wippy's done absolutely nothing for you. That's how stealth his awesome forces of assistance is. For real though!Remember that time you were all depressed and wondering when things were going to turn around? I know, huh. Anyway, Wippy's got you.

You know the one thing Hot Foot really doesn’t like so much? The sheep herd mentality! What’s with all the posers and followers? Go buy some tan pants with the funky plaid pockets, then POW, nobody else gets them! How can NOBODY else like what Hot Foot likes? What a bunch of copy cats! Get it? See, because they all copy each other not liking what he likes. But know what Hot Foot does like? Originality! Oh and you are overflowing with that, obviously! I mean look at what you’re holding. Hot Foot likes long walks in the park, listening to the radio, wearing fedoras, and a ton of other stuff nobody else likes. He’s a total taste maker. Food?Hot Foot has been eating his whole life. Hang with Hot Foot and avoid the sheep together.

Croudy is a skeptic. You know how everyone always talks about how we are normal with no super powers, and that we are all helpless? Yeah, well Croudy doesn't buy it. He knows you have that special mystical spark inside, and refuses to look away from the miracles you are capable of. Miracles such as hugs, kisses, and cocoa.
Groody is a pretty relaxed, easy going, energetic, stressed out, moody broody mess! AAAAHHHH! Did I just close that door? It was a ghost! Did I close the garage door? Did I send that e-mail to the wrong person!!!??? You get the picture
which is exactly why Groody has chosen you to be his pal. If you are willing to help him on his quest for inner peace he will help you on your quest for whatever dealio you got going. His first though.

Uglybots are here to serve you. How may I help you? May I fetch your morning beverage? Need me to do your job for you? Oh could I please complete more menial tasks for you? How about I take out the trash...I don't mind...hey at least I get to take a 2 minute walk down to the curb and get away from it all for a second or two...need somebody to talk to? Join the club pal! Uh oh...It would seem even robots aren't made to be robots. What Uglybot really needs is a friend. Hey and who doesn't. Well this friend will never turn his back on you, never turn over your diary to the press, and while he may blink 12:00 from time to time, you'll never need to upgrade his love.

Cheesy is the laziest cat in the world. I mean, this cat doesn’t want to do ANYTHING. Do that trick with the string so you can get on the “best funny home movies” show and win a huge ball of cash? Nope, not happening. Bring in the newspaper then? No again, this cat rolls “online only.” Catch a mouse? Yeah well forget that, they’ve cut a deal and seem to be working together to make sure as little as possible gets done. Lazy! How about suddenly darting into another room for no reason, like most normal cats? Never! There could be inter dimensional doorways letting in sprits and ghosts right in front of you, this cat just sits there. So you’re made for each other then. LOVE!

Mover goes. Man, I mean this fella simply doesn't stop! You know how some folks kinda sit around and need to be told what to do> Well, Mover is the complete opposite. He sits around, having done everything by the time you woke up. Clean his room? Done. Make his bed? Don't have one. Take out the trash? Sad to see it go! As you can see, Mover really needs you. Please help him slow down to smell the flowers, without picking them.
Nandy Bear is so sure of himself! Just look at him! Ok, no wait. Full of himself?Either way, Nandy Bear knows who he is and who he isn't. He isn't on hisway to do some hard work, but he is on his way to ask you to do him a huge favor.It may involve a big hug, lots of love, and maybe some back up while watching a scary movie.Nandy Bear is quite the motivational speaker, too. Come on! Buy that snacky pie for me! You can do it! Yes you can! Oh no you didn't.
Wedgehead has his eye on you. and he likes what he sees!
Finally, someone who understands him! He is very handsome
too...can't you tell? What do you mean he looks pitiful? Look at
that charismatic posture! Wedgehead understands you too. He
sees things the way you see them...OK, so he has to stand on his head to do so, but still!
Basheeshee has always grown up in the shadow of his big brother Big Toe. Mostly because Big Toe is HUGE! Well Basheeshee is huge too, not is size or muscle mass like his also blue bro, but in his capacity for love, caring, understanding, and letting his ears down to rock it baby, that's correct! Math is his favorite art class! Add that up honey!
Ugly Charlie and his little brother Jrizzy are always putting on a show. Ugly Charlielikes to take center stage anytime he can. Especially if someone is watching. If you really want to get on his good side, clap when you think his routine has come to an end. Uh, but most of his routines are never ending, so maybe bring some popcorn or something. This could take a while. Good luck.
Flatter is one clumsy guy. The good times seem to fall right into his lap. How clumsy! Not only that, he's so very awkward. Can you imagine he thinks our thoughts can create our reality? Yeah right, like this tag you are reading started in someone's imagination. Anyway, be kind to Flatter. As you can see, there's a lot to learn out there.
Brip works down at the local coffee cake shop. He serves thousands of pies and cakes each and everyday, yet he's not once taken a bite for himself! Not one taste! So we're hoping you would be OK with showing him around your much larger world. Brip needs to be shown how wonderful the world really is, and what happens when genius enters the picture. That obviously you, right? Hello?


MIJ and her brother Tutulu might need your help with certain issues they are having revolving around what belongs to who and what not. See, while they get along great most of the time, when it comes to your love and undivided attention, they need to know whose side you're on.Mij thinks you should side with her because she's the most giving, the loudest with the capacity to be the quietest when need be? (like in the library, back of the car, when climbing up ski slopes, etc) and Tutulu is just plain loud with no real form of self control to draw from. Fact, Mij is all about self control, wants to control you all by herself! Wait no, that didn't come out right. What she means is, maybe all three of you can hang out together and she's got dibs on the seat next to you. Wait, what? Something like that.

Everybody thinks Mynus is quiet and shy, but to her they all make way too much noise.While Mynus may seem silent and introverted at first, she is actually in deep thought most of the time. What about? No clue! She's quiet, remember?When you're in trouble Mynus is the one to turn to. She's got some brilliant ideas, and seems to have everything figured out way ahead of time. It's almost like she's psychic! Can't find anything to write with? Mynus will be standing there with a pen. Can't find your keys? Mynus drove off with your car.

Deer Ugly lives in the forest where it's nice and quiet. Yeah but deep down, he's thinking: "œPlease take me home with you!" The nice quiet forest is great, but Deer Ugly wants to see the world...YOUR world! He wants to explore the fantastic places you frequent. Like that room with the desk and computer? What is THAT for? Not much I guess. Please write letters to Deer Ugly. No, not emails. Real letters with real paper! But how would you begin such a letter? Deer Ugly!

Tray is the brain of the bunch. Not because she is smart, but because she has three brains.....one in each lump, or one per eye, as Babo likes to point out. Tray is also the hungriest of all the Uglydolls, and has a desperate need for Blueberry Pie. Some say her eyes are blue because of her craving for it. Tray often combines her hunger for pie with her brainpower to talk Babo into getting food for her. Unfortunately, Babo usually brings back a branch, a rock, or something even less tasty. If you want to make Tray extra happy, sit her next to you in the subway, or in your car. It makes her feel important.

Puglee is super smart. How can you tell? You know how they say if you get really good grades, you'll have a better shot at getting a really great job? Well Pugleefigured out that a great way to avoid getting a job was to get the worst possible grades ever! Only an F- would do. But here's the problem... Puglee LOVES to read, write, and count. So she gets all A's no matter how hard she tries! Puglee is also smart enough to know that life isn't about getting a grade. It's about the special bond she now has with you.

Big Toe is very busy, but he's going to take care of everything. Just watch. At first Big Toe may seem a little slow... until you realize he's always one step ahead. Those donuts you were saving for tomorrow? Gone. Those leftovers from the picnic? Done. Big Toe's on top of things! An unstoppable force of knowledge, Big Toe's got the scoop on all the latest info, and knows what's going down at all times... Except for when it comes to you. What's up with you? Big Toe wants to know.
Mr. Kasoogi is a treasure hunter. He's had a lot of practice hunting for smaller items like candy, donuts, and even fruit. Now he's ready to take on the big challenges...But he needs a partner. Someone he can trust. Or maybe someone like you. Are you up for it? Will you be there when Mrs. Kasoogi turns the kitchen lights on and you're caught with your hand in the cookie jar? Yes? Good! You take the blame! Mr. Kasoogi doesn't mess with Mrs. Kasoogi.

Jeero wants to hang out with you. Why? He needs you. Jeero thinks life is so complicated, so he needs you to comfort him. Wage and Babo ask him so many questions, and he isn't sure what makes them think he has any of the answers. Maybe they think his red nose means he's Jeero the wise. Well he's not! What time is it? Jeero has no idea. How do you get from here to there? Don't ask
Jeerodoesn't know! Jeero just wants to sit on the couch with you and eat some snacks. Is that too much to ask? Jeero doesn't know, but he does know that it's time for you to cancel your plans and hang out with the Uglydolls.

Jumbo Trunko is over the top. He freaks out over everything and overreacting is his hobby. When the chips are down, he orders a million more chips at wholesale prices. Where there's smoke there's fire..and there's Trunko using a fire hose to put out his birthday candles. Full throttle, go go go...You know how you look before you leap? Yeah, that's not Trunko. So please be patient with him. Please be a pal. Please use caution.
You'll never meet anyone more optimistic than Uppy. He's super positive! He's positive that the snack you have in your hand belongs to him, and that your bank account should be in his name, not yours. Uppy is sure of things. He's sure that you guys would make the perfect team, and that your team should make it's way down to the bakery to order something really super delicious. You handle the money part and Uppy is sure he can do all the eating. No worries.
Batty Shogun always wondered why toys having nothing to do with Ninjas would add ninja costumes to their line up. Just to look cool? Because Ninjas are rad?Well, Batty Shogun thinks that's kinda "œmeh". See, when Batty Shogun fliesaround at night with his best pal Ice-Bat, he does up the real dealio in an actualNinja costume. No red flames, stripes or other crazy decorations. No spelling Ninja with a "œZ" at the end. Just straight up stealth mode, that's how he rolls.No sword though...those are sharp!

Bop n' Beep love to do everyting together. Be it an arguement over snacks,
which movie to see, or what color race car not to drive, they always see
things quite differently from one another. Bop gets along really well with Ox
(they see things X to X) while Beep happens to think Wedgehead really knows
his stuff. (just stuff, you know.)
So hey are Bop n' Beep really attached to each other, or are they just really good
pals? They got each others backs Jack! Now they just need you to play referee.

Jiker didn't sign up for any of this! Did you? You don't look like you did. Who would! OK so Jiker was born.. can't help that! So why does she have to follow these wacky rules! Says who! Well she's had enough. From this day on, Jiker is going to live the good life no matter what. And now that you're reading this, she figures she can leave it up to you to figure out the details, such as what in the world this all means, the purpose of life, and the other good stuff (like baking secrets, etc.).

Fea Bea
Ugly Sticks are sort of like the perfect sidekicks to have with you
at all times in the Uglyverse. They are there for you. Feeling sad?
Ugly Sticks will knock that right out of you. POW! Happy now? No
wait...Feeling really Ugly? GOOD! Ugly means UNIQUE! Anyone
can retouch a photo to look beautiful, but you can't fake Ugly!
Celebrate how truly Ugly you really are with Ugly Stick and show
us what you've got!

Quippy is a very happy girl. She brings a smile with her everywhere she goes. OK so she smiles on the inside, but just being around her makes everyone feel joy, with little rainbows coming out and hearts pouring out of all 3 eyes. Wait, that's gross. Anyway, yay she's one happy girl.
