The Cavity-Frightening Gluten-Free Sugar-Free Naturally-Sweetened Slippery-Teeth Fresh-Breath Bright-n-Smiley Lots-of-Hyphens kind of toothpaste.
Please don't buy this. Please. - Sincerely the Bacteria in Your Mouth.
Excuse me did you say slippery teeth
Indeed. You're not only good-looking but a great listener too. I knew we'd make a good match. Yes we often get asked "How do I know your toothpaste is working its xylitol-powered magic" And we always tell people that when you use as directed you'll soon begin to run your tongue across your teeth and it'll practically slide right out of your mouth.
Use Epic Xylitol toothpaste and you'll enjoy a sweet sugar-free smile and slippery teeth!
Use: aids in the prevention of dental decay.
Suggested Use
Adults and children 2 years of age and older: Brush teeth thoroughly preferably after each meal or at least twice a day or as directed by a dentist or doctor. Instruct children under 6 years of age in good brushing and rinsing habits (to minimize swallowing) and only use a pea size amount. Supervise children as necessary until capable of using without supervision. Children under 2 years of age: consult a dentist or doctor.
Other Ingredients
| Active Ingredients: | Purpose |
| Sodium fluoride 0.243% (0.14% w/v Fluoride ion) | Anticavity |
| Inactive Ingredients: | |
| Purified water Xylitol Hydrated Silica Glycerin Flavor Cellulose Gum Titanium Dioxide Calcium Glycerophosphate Carrageenan Sodium Lauroyl Sarcosinate Stevia Rebaudiana Extract Copper PCA Zinc PCA. | |
Warnings
Keep out of reach of children under 6 years of age. If more than used for brushing is accidentally swallowed get medical help or contact a Poison Control Center right away.