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When a man holds a woman’s hand - before marriage it is love; after marriage it is self defence.
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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife; you can be sure of one thing.
Either the car is new or the wife.
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Know the difference between a good secretary and an excellent one?
A good secretary says: “Good Morning, Sir.”
An excellent secretary says: “It’s morning, Sir.”
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Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is really finished.
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The lawyer faxed his client overseas: “Your mother-in-law passed away in her sleep. Shall we order burial, embalming or cremation?”
Back came the reply, “Take no chances - order all three.”
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Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.
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Husband: Will you love me when I am old and ugly?
Wife: Darling, of course I do!!
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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A wife asks hubby how many women he had slept with.
Husband proudly replies, “Only you darling, with others I was awake!”
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He: I think I could make you very happy.
She: Why? Are you leaving?
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A peek into the Bank of Humour…..
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy negligee.
"Tie me up, honey," she whispered to him, "and you can do anything you want."
So he tied her up and went golfing.
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For Sale:
Wedding dress, size 8.
Worn once by mistake.
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As seen on a car bumper:
“Driver does not carry cash. He is married”
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Man: I want to share everything with you, my
darling.
Woman: Let's start from your bank account.
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One good thing about Alzheimer….
You get to meet new people everyday.
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