【商品名】<br>Ted 24-Inch Talking Plush Teddy Bear テッド　テディベア　映画のテッドと等身大 おしゃべりぬいぐるみ　「R指定版」　24インチ　<br><br>【カテゴリー】ホビー:ぬいぐるみ<br><br>【商品説明】<br><br>映画TEDのおしゃべりぬいぐるみです。見た目はかわいいテディベアのテッドの中身は下品な元セレブの中年オヤジ。12年の大ヒットコメディの人気者がぬいぐるみになりました。しかも実物大の24インチ版。ご家庭にTEDがやってきます。<br><br>Commonwealth Toy社の正規品です。R-Rated version（R指定版です。）対象年齢以下の方はご注意ください。話す内容は5種類。"Yeah, I mean, y-you know when you sewed me up you put some of the stuffing in the wrong places so I'm - I'm a little fx!#ed up, but will you take care of me for ever and ever?... Aha! I'm just kidding you! I thought it'd be funny if you thought I was fx!#ing retarded."  "You ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm? 'Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Harder! Harder! Oh, God, that was so good! Now I'm gonna stuff my fx!#in' face with Pepperidge Farm.'"  "Well you never should've trusted me. I'm on drugs!"  "Alright c'mon, let's sing the Thunder Song. When you hear the sound of thunder, don't you get too scared. Just grab your Thunder Buddy and say these magic words: Fx!# you, Thunder! You can suck my dx!#. You can't get me, Thunder, 'cause you're just God's farts (makes fart noise)."  "Oh fx!# that. It's been 4 years, Johnny! You and me have been together for 27 years. Where's my ring, huh? Where's my ring, x!#hole? Where's my ring, mother fx!#er? Put it on my fuzzy finger, you fx!#! C'mon!"<br>