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BLEND IN WITH THE LOCALS: Mingle among the natives with this subtle three foot long, metallic Selfie Stick, inconspicuously capturing memories while remaining attuned to your surroundings and never disturbing the cadence of pedestrian traffic. Don't spoil your nonchalant facade by asking a passerby for a photo-op; with the Selfix Stick by your side (or poised three feet above your face), you’ll have the locals asking YOU for directions.
LET NOTHING STOP YOUR SELFIE: There is no “wrong time” to take a selfie and should any man, woman, or child attempt to deter you, refer to bullet point #3. Dinner at a fine-dining restaurant? Snap away! With our bluetooth remote, there’s no limit on the number of selfies you can capture as surrounding diners gape with blatant envy and intrigue, and the manager strides toward you, likely to inquire where he himself can purchase a Selfix.
LET NOTHING STOP YOUR SELFIE: There is no “wrong time” to take a selfie and should any man, woman, or child attempt to deter you, refer to bullet point #3. Dinner at a fine-dining restaurant? Snap away! With our bluetooth remote, there’s no limit on the number of selfies you can capture as surrounding diners gape with blatant envy and intrigue, and the manager strides toward you, likely to inquire where he himself can purchase a Selfix.
RISE TO INSTAGRAM STARDOM: The Selfix Stick is the most efficient route to insta-fame. Give the people what they want; hourly selfies captioned with emojis, close cropped shots of you and your bestie making silly faces because you’re just fun-loving buddies, or showcase your vulnerable side with the crowdpleasing #nomakeupselfie. The public needs to know you just woke up like that, and you will reap their gratitude in Kardashian-esque hoards of followers.
WIN AT LIFE: Real talk, the Selfix Stick is for winners. There’s a combination of brazen self-confidence, gusto, and focussed determination specific to Selfix Stick owners. Aside from Selfix Stickers, who exhibits such desirable personality traits? Harvard Law graduates. Astronauts. Leaders of the Free World. Winners. Are we promising the purchase of a Selfix Stick will lead to ultimate success, wealth, and power? No. But we aren’t not, not promising, either.