-. Binding : Health and Beauty
-. Brand : Shock Value Greetings
-. Feature : ALWAYS HAVE A CARD AT HAND: All Occasion Premium Greeting Cards: Birthday Card, Thank You Note, Friendship Card, Get Well Card, Congratulations Card, Encouragement Card, Anniversary Card, Wedding Card, Sympathy Card, Thinking of You or Any Occasion! / UNIQUE AND FRESH DESIGNS MADE IN THE USA: No duplicates! Each card is unique and has a carefully crafted design and exclusive message inside. Theres plenty of variety across card styles to suit all your needs, and lots of space inside for your custom messages. All Shock Value Greeting Cards are designed, printed, cut, folded & and packed in the good ol' USA. / SUPERIOR HIGH QUALITY GREETING CARDS: Each card is printed on high quality 100% linen thick paper for extra sturdiness. The high-quality heavy linen paper gives it a vintage look. The matte finish makes it very easy to write on.  / SPECIAL ENVELOPES: Every card includes an recyclable eco-friendly brown envelope envelope and a protective sleeve. / Estimated delivery time 4 - 7 days. We will also do a RUSH ORDER!
-. Label : Shock Value Greetings
-. Manufacturer : Shock Value Greetings
-. ProductGroup : Health and Beauty
-. ProductTypeName : HEALTH_PERSONAL_CARE
-. Publisher : Shock Value Greetings
-. Studio : Shock Value Greetings
-. Title : Adult Funny Inappropriate Sexy Greeting Cards - Any Occasions - “If You Masturbate And Think of Someone…"- All Occasions - Excellent Quality Printing + 100% Linen