Looking for Novelty Gifts?
Thinkathon Store
presents
1) Emergency Toilet Roll
2) Measuring Tape Toilet Roll
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PRODUCT DESCRIPTION
How many times can you re-use a square of toilet paper? Not enough. So in times of crisis just break open your Emergency Toilet Roll, then sit back and relax.
No one enjoys being caught short, and no one enjoys having to do the bathroom walk of shame. But there is no need to risk this kind of humiliating degradation, instead install one of Spinning Hat’s Emergency Toilet Rolls in your bathroom. Hang your Emergency Toilet Roll in a convenient access point, within arms reach of your toilet seat, and break open the window in case of emergency.

PRODUCT DESCRIPTION
Does size matter? There’s only one way to find out… measure it! Measure body parts, bodily functions or size-up the window for new curtains. No matter what you decide to measure you’ll be relieved at the thought that everything within reach of the toilet can now be catalogued accurately. How many sheets does it take to get to the door? How long is your hand? How long is the plunger? Where did I put the air freshener? (Well it can’t tell you everything!) For those of us who take particular pride in our toilet activities, or are simply looking for something else to do while on the pot, then the Measuring Toilet Roll is certainly an essential.
Monty Python’s Eric Idle once said that, “…one way of measuring the freedom of a society is the amount of comedy that is permitted…” We think that our toilet roll backs up this idiom in multiple ways. Now let the freedom commence!

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Unit Package:
1X Emergency Toilet Roll
OR
1X Measuring Tape Toilet Roll
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#Local Courier will deliver the item (less restricted area) same day before 9pm if you purchase before 7.30am!
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