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ROUGH, UNPOLISHED & READY TO WORK ON! – Made from grade-A quality unfinished pine wood, our Sorority/Fraternity paddles come to you naked and ready to be stained and decorated as you see fit. No cracks, no scratches, no knots – just a perfect Greek paddle surface waiting for you to get utterly creative!
WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET! – Yes, we realize that a little trick here and there or a touch of Photoshop could entice you more easily, but come on. Isn’t it better to know that all our pictures are 100% authentic and you can know exactly the look and the shape of the unfinished Greek paddle you’re gonna get? After all, it’s all about trust and dignity for us.
OFFER AN AUTHENTIC AMERICAN GIFT! – There’s no room for games and gimmicks when it comes to American pride. Give your Littles or, why the heck not, your Big, a truly unique, memorable and out-of-the-ordinary present. Let them hang it outside their rooms, over their beds or wherever they like; as long as it’s up and showing!
BEST QUALITY MATERIALS & CONSTRUCTION! – When it comes to our Fraternity / Sorority paddles, we make a point of using nothing but superb quality, precision cut pine and state-of-the-art production processes, so that we can be certain that they rise up to our customers’ highest standards, because our goal is your absolute satisfaction!
WE TOTALLY GOT YOUR BACK! – We, at JoePaul’s Texts, mean business and that’s why we have worked really hard to offer you the best quality wooden plank pine paddles your money can buy. But in the unlikely case that you aren’t 100% satisfied with your purchase, don’t sweat it; we offer you full money back guarantee and replacement!