Cover Reads:   Top 5 reasons why trick or treating is better than sex -5. you are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 4. if you get tired you can wait 10 minutes and do it again. 3. the uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 2. if you don't like what you get, you just go next door. 1. you can do the whole neighborhood!

Inside Reads: Happy Tricking!

Name: Funny Halloween Card Better Than Sex Humor Greeting

Occasion: Happy Halloween

Product: Humor greeting card

LOL Factor: Rebelliously randy

Category: Humor Birthday Cards

Paper: This card is printed on FSC certified sustainable source pulp and contains 10% post consumer waste. Manufactured in the U.S.A.

Introduced: January 14, 2010