ManSalt the Original Muscle Soak Bath Salt (3LB) IMPROVED FORMULA. Strongest Scent Yet.
Product Description
In the beginning, there was heaven on earth. It was another glorious day in paradise. Eve leisurely strolled around Eden, a little bored because she had no neighbors to gossip with. Adam, as usual, was not in the mood for a chit-chat, yet again soaking in one of his salty man baths that seemed to bring him so much pleasure. As Eve sat in the shade of a magnificent tree, contemplating her loneliness with great self-pity, a single apple caught her eye. Tasting the sweet flesh of the tempting fruit was forbidden by the big man above. No, she wouldn't dare! Or would she? It would take an outrageous act of rebellion to draw Adam from his excruciatingly lengthy soaks and into her arms-what better way to get his attention? Her mind was made up. With a swift motion, Eve plucked the forbidden apple from the tree and took a hearty bite! Instantly, the skies opened with a thunderous roar, and the man above started a tirade that made all of paradise quake to the core. The most horrific of punishments rained down on Adam and Eve, never to be forgotten by mankind. And so it came that Eve indeed received Adam's attention that fateful day, but not in the sweet manner she had hoped. It would take Adam years of couple's counseling to overcome his bitterness and resentment. You see, the instant the apple touched Eve's lips, Adam's beloved salt bath ran dry, and the precious, soothing liquid was swallowed up by the earth, never to return. Poor Adam never noticed the residue that formed where his salt bath once was.Feature
Visit www.ManSalt.com for Better Than Prime Prices and Faster Shipping