The siren`s song is enough to draw any sailor to dash their ship on the rocks. But thanks to the great-smelling power bestowed upon on you by Old Spice Kraken Gard Antiperspirant and Deodorant you were able to navigate the shoal and parallel-dock your yacht in what most people would consider a "pretty tight parking spot." Here`s to you.

For seafaring adventurists
Double down on stink and double up with Kraken Gard Body Spray
Bathe your man suit in the handsome smells of a mystical sea beast.
Banish man stink and sweat