SICK OF THE ESTABLISHMENT? The Giant Meteor is a true outsider.
SOLVE OUR PROBLEMS PERMANENTLY. Finally a candidate willing to do what''s necessary to achieve world peace.
FEEL THE BURN as the shockwave vaporizes inequality.
WILL CRUSH ITS OPPONENTS. Want a candidate who''s tough on crime? Giant Meteor is TOUGH ON EVERYONE.
ROCK THE VOTE like the dinosaurs did.

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Width : 3 inch
Height : 0.1 inch
Length : 11 inch

Shipping Weight: 0.32 ounce (View shipping rates and policies)

ASIN : B01HJ1ZPMK

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#NoLivesMatter: Giant Meteor for President
He''s Boulder Than The Rest
Eliminate the National Debt. And Everything Else.
Definitely Not Pro-Life.
Make Earth Molten Again! Tired, Bitter, and Cynical? Have We Got the Thing for You!
Who hasn''t been burned by two-faced politicians lying, backstabbing and selling out? And the candidates offered in 2016? How did this happen? I mean seriously! It''s time for a fresh start, and there''s only one Shooting Star that can get the job done! What''s in the Package?
Each order comes with two (2) 3'' (8cm) x 9'' (23cm) Giant Meteor 2016 stickers. One for you and one for a friend! IN GIANT METEOR WE TRUST!