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Brought to You by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

The origins of the Unemployed Philosophers Guild are shrouded in mystery. Some accounts trace the Guild's birth to Athens in the latter half of the 4th century BCE. Allegedly, several lesser philosophers grew weary of the endless Socratic dialogue endemic in their trade and turned to crafting household implements and playthings. (Hence the assertions that Socrates quaffed his hemlock poison from a Guild-designed chalice, though vigorous debate surrounds the question of whether it was a "disappearing" chalice.)

Others argue that the UPG dates from the High Middle Ages, when the Philosophers Guild entered the world of commerce by selling bawdy pamphlets to pilgrims facing long lines for the restroom. Business boomed until 1211 when Pope Innocent III condemned the publications. Not surprisingly, this led to increased sales, even as half our membership was burned at the stake.

More recently, revisionist historians have pinpointed the birth of the Guild to the time it was still cool to live in New York City's Lower East Side. Two brothers turned their inner creativity and love of paying rent towards fulfilling the people's needs for finger puppets, warm slippers, coffee cups, and cracking up at stuff.

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Hard to say when they met - 2013 in Moscow? - but soon DJT gushed, "I got to know him very well." Pals! Confidantes! Comrades!
Sure, they've had their differences (up to 4,680 miles) but now they seem inseparable - as puppets on your fingers or magnets on your fridge!
TRUMP AND PUTIN NOT AVAILABLE SEPARATELY because it's impossible to imagine President Trump without President Putin.
Each puppet is about 4" tall and is magnetized so it can double as a refrigerator magnet. They come packaged in a fun puppet-theater box.
From the Unemployed Philosophers Guild. Don't worry. We are employed, just not as philosophers. UPG is a small, Brooklyn based company specializing in gifts for the sophisticated gift giver. Click on our brand name near the product title on this page for more presents of mind.
Brand : The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
Item model num : UPG5044
MPN(PartNumber) : 5044
EAN : 0814229009047
Product Dimensions(LxWxH) : 16x6x14cm ; 113 g
Package Dimensions(LxWxH) : 18x18x6cm ; 113 g

Attention for order international goodsAll items are delivered from oversea(USA,KOREA,JAPAN,Malaysia)DirectlyDelivery would be done local shipping company in country of Production Place and Qxpress or POST in singaporeTotal shipping takes 7~14 working daysThe item from the third country could take 2 week more than normal delivery in transitNo exchange or Return is Allowed because of simple mind change Such Return or exchange is ly allowed for the reason below Major defect is discovered Wrong item is Delivered If you want to retunr or exchage at you cost, kindly Contact us via email Please check when you return the item just for changing your mind, you could be charge return cost (orginal + return shipping , duty, and etc) You should let us know within 7 days from the date you received the item if you'd like to get a refund for the item About Votage of electronics The voltage of most electronics goods listed on our shop is 110V Need transfomer to use US electronics We cannot accept return for dameged electronic item because of not using transfomer