Might I Suggest the Sausage Funny Parody Cooking Baking Kitchen Apron - Navy Blue
</br></br>
<div style="text-align:left">
<b>[Product Information]</b><br>
<ul>
<li>Polyester Blend</li>
<li>Made in USA</li>
<li>65% polyester, 35% cotton twill</li>
<li>30" length, 20" width</li>
<li>two 7" wide front pouch pockets</li>
<li>adjustable ties</li>
</ul>
</div>
</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br>

</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br>
<img src='http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41AXyZuQbNL.jpg' noproxy></br>
<img src='http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41ye9QRU4vL.jpg' noproxy></br>