STOCKING STUFFER CANDY - FancyPants FunTime has teamed up with the big man himself - Santa Claus - to deliver a most magical Christmas miracle - SANTAu0026#39;S SURPRISE (aka a generous 1/2 pound serving of delicious Christmas jelly beans)!nPERFECT GAG GIFT - Are you searching for the perfect white elephant gag gift or a unique party favor - search no further - get yourself some Santau0026#39;s Surprise! Great gift for birthdays or any occasion. The hilarious story on the reverse of the package is sure to delight!nREUSABLE ZIP BAG - Edible SANTAu0026#39;S SURPRISE comes in a beautiful heirloom reusable zip seal bag that can be used again and again for continuous laughs!nORIGINAL AND ONE OF A KIND - Be the first of your friends to experience this culinary delight!nTASTY FUN CANDY - We hope you enjoy u0026#34;A little bit of poop in every bite!u0026#34;nFrom the annals of mythology, FancyPants FunTime has developed a most marvelous new product. It is here, ladies and gentlemen, what your tastebuds have been waiting for their entire lives - edible UNICORN POOP. Long considered to be a source of heroic power, unicorn poop was traditionally foraged under the cloud caps of a double rainbow. A rare delight, after delivery from the heavens, ones first taste is a near perfect moment. Fortunately, through the use of a state of the art cloning facility, FancyPants FunTime has finally been able to fully populate our unicorn factory farm. We assure you, the unicorns have been tastefully treated. The unicorns work, day in and day out, doing their (duty), so you can eat it. We hope you enjoy "A little bit of poop in every bite!"