You may have asked yourself, Where does Easter Bunny Poop go? What Happens to Dragon Fecal Matter? Does the Easter Bunny Sh*t in the Woods? Now we have the answer....
Harvested/Handmade with the Light Scent of Chocolate. Dusted throughout with Shimmering Farts for added Sparkle by Artisans in their Maryland Studio. Made in the USA.
High Quality Hand Crafted Soap with Natural Ingredients. 100% Vegan. Not tested on Animal (Or Elves). Contains No Animal-By-Products, No Parabens, No Detergents, No Phthalates, and No Gluten. Do to the handmade nature of this product there may be slight variations in shape and color.
Contains One 3 oz Poop (We mean Soap) protected with shrink wrap and wrapped in a Festive Box with a Bow ready for gift giving.
Washing with Poop...Soap may have Magical Qualities and Bring Good Luck. Sudsy in the Shower or Bath leaving your skin Silky and Smooth. Suitable Children, Teenagers, Tweens and Other Stinky People in need of cleansing (And a Little Magic in their Lives)