Lying is like 95% of what I do. But believe me: in this book?? I??ll let you know exactly how to become a master spy just like me. Obviously?? you won??t be as good at it as I am?? but that??s because you??re you?? and I??m Sterling Archer.
I know?? I know?? it sucks not being me.
But don??t beat yourself up about it?? because I??m going to show you all the good stuff?what to wear; what to drink; how to seduce women (and?? when necessary?? men); how to beat up men (and?? when necessary?? women); how to tell the difference between call girls and hookers (hint: when they??re dead?? they??re just hookers) and everything about weapons?? secret devices?? lying ex-girlfriends?? and turtlenecks. In a word? How to Archer.